Total Medals Earned: 115 (From
26 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,400 Points
5 Points Kill the N00bs.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/80 points)
Ching Chong Beautiful
5 Points Finish the Tutorial
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Days Of Blood
5 Points Die without killing anyone... awkward...
5 Points Kill your first enemy!
10 Points Watch all the intro of the game without skipping it.
Medals Earned: 3/21 (20/460 points)
5 Points Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.
5 Points Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.
25 Points Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.
Medals Earned: 3/10 (35/275 points)
Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!
5 Points Sit through the long-ass intro.
10 Points Discover the backstory.
Medals Earned: 2/19 (15/430 points)
Don't Shit Your Pants
5 Points Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
10 Points Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
5 Points You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
5 Points Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
5 Points Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
5 Points You found the baseball bat!
5 Points You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
5 Points You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
5 Points The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
5 Points You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
5 Points The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
5 Points You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
5 Points You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
5 Points You found the hidden skull!
5 Points Start the game... press the play button.
10 Points You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
10 Points You found the dead blue bird!
10 Points You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
10 Points You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
10 Points You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
10 Points The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
10 Points The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
10 Points Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
25 Points You found the knife!
Medals Earned: 22/44 (170/500 points)
5 Points Fall to the world below.
5 Points Collect 10 endurance fruits.
5 Points Touch 100 flowers.
Medals Earned: 3/12 (15/115 points)
5 Points Evolve Once
5 Points Get hit by toxic waste
10 Points Eat a whale
10 Points Eat 10 poisonous fish in one game
10 Points Eat 200 fish in one game
25 Points Eat 50 kinds of fish in one game before the boss fight
Medals Earned: 6/21 (65/450 points)
5 Points first Kill
5 Points Jump on 10 enemies
10 Points I can double jump
10 Points touch the sky
10 Points Jump on 50 enemies
25 Points Collect 1000 skulls
25 Points Fiery Combo of 10
25 Points Jump on 100 enemies
25 Points Kill 20 Spikes in one game
50 Points Collect 5000 skulls
50 Points Evolve to final level
50 Points play for an hour
50 Points Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
50 Points reach space
100 Points play for 3 hours
Medals Earned: 15/21 (490/825 points)